Clik here to view.
Kanye West's "Yeezus" [review]
I know I shouldn't write anymore album reviews for the Staff, but I can't help myself.People have to know about Yeezus. There's something quite magical about the record.Yes, it's just Yeezy channeling...
View ArticleClik here to view.
How Did Kevin James Get A Career?
Often there are questions in life that can be answered by embarking on a journey. It could be one of one's self, it could be a road trip where you encounter alien women or it could just be surfing the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Elysium
Finally, a film by Neill Blomkamp that I can approve of!I really didn't understand how District 9 was so popular. While it was an effective allegory on the dehumanization of apartheid and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Netflix That Shit - Breaking Bad
Netflix That Shit – Breaking BadSome of you reading this might be surprised to know that I taught English for a while. And to answer your next question, it was mostly middle school and high school....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Sea...
Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? I do!My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic season 3 is a true blue masterpiece. Hasbro may have left the show without its main creator leading the way,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Let's Talk About The Animation/Live-Action...
I'm going on record on here to tell you that my absolute favorite movie in the whole wide world is Who Framed Roger Rabbit. It may not be the very best film and it may be partly due to nostalgia...
View ArticleClik here to view.
How to Score With Any Woman You Want - TOTALLY...
This video details everything you have to do to score with the ladies: ...Wow did you really fall for that?Well normally I’d kick back and wait for the eventual, “That’s not Soulja Boy Barney” comments...
View ArticleRecommended Youtube Poops of August 2013
Nozdordomu's pick: “Zap! I’m Being Dramatic” by ProfesserCheeseBallThe source might be the single most-important ingredient in any good poop. No matter how much you change and edit what you’ve got, it...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Game Design 101: To Be Linear or Open
The concept of linearity in video games is an oft-misused term, partly caused by a rise in sandbox-style games and role-playing games which utilize open-endedness as an important aspect of their...
View ArticleFrom Naked Gun to Breaking Wind: Parody in Peril
A while ago, Crazy Luigi and I have gone into a lengthy discussion about the state of parodies today, and how it correlates with the rise of viral videos. At the same time, HerrVarden and I were...
View ArticleClik here to view.
How the Coen Bros. Take on Character
(WARNING: The following article is actually pretty serious and contains massive spoilers from the film No Country for Old Men. If you don't want me to ruin the movie for you, or you are bored stiffless...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review - Star Fox 2 VS Command
Star Fox 2 is, for lack of a better word, infamous. Planned, designed, developed, and ready for release during the waning days of the Super Nintendo, it was abruptly canceled at the last minute to pave...
View ArticleRecommended YouTube Poops of September 2013
Crazy Luigi's Pick: "[YTP] Hooved Females Ruin Spike's Life" by Alfonzopancakes & Maple PonyThere are sources that have been over-utilized, underutilized, or even never been touched on by the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Hall of Frame: Mario Cartoons
Welcome to a new recurring segment that we in the Writing Staff have coined "The Hall of Frame". What is that, you ask? Well, simply put, I felt given our site's history with finding and tearing apart...
View ArticleClik here to view.
An Interview With Jacob D. Seslek
(Artist's rendition of a man who looks similar to Jacob D. Seslek)Good day, ladies and gentlemen. I am here today to talk to you about one of literature's greatest belated underground achievements. As...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Retrospective on Titleinlarge
In the five, almost six years I've been going to YouChew, I've watched poop change quite a bit. The forums, too, have changed – the word “poop” was dropped from the name, after all, though there's...
View ArticleClik here to view.
An Overview of Metalocalypse
Time for another TV overview! This time, I’m going to be writing about a show that both goes in line with the most brutal time of the year, and also to celebrate its upcoming Doomstar Requiem special...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Destructive Walt and the Slight Redemption: A B...
Warning: There are massive spoilers for the show. Do not read if you haven't watched the show yet.Real Season 5b DVD box art.Breaking Bad had quite an impressive run. Filmed in mid-2007 by little-known...
View ArticleClik here to view.
An Analysis Of Halloween Culture
Mwahaha! Greetings to all of you. You're probably preparing for the eve of Hallow, where you will partake in the rituals that have been passed down from generation to generation. Now, everyone who...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Youtube Poop, CD-I, and the Power of Association
I recently watched a short TV miniseries called Merlin, and it made me realize something odd. I wasn’t really interested in the story, though I like Arthurian myth as much as anyone. I didn’t really...
View Article