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Top 5 Albums of 2014
Nozdordomu's ListSt. Vincent – St. VincentSt. Vincent is my favorite album of 2014. It’s St. Vincent’s most accessible album and her first without any obvious weak patches. As much as I love her music,...
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Best Movies of 2014
In 2014, we've seen some interesting motion pictures come out, both the good and the bad, and unfortunately, for some of us, we saw the downright ugly. However, we're only going to focus on the good,...
View ArticleRecommended Poops of January & February 2015
Before we begin this series once again, I must apologize in advance for having another one of these articles revolving around two months again instead of just one like I initially thought we were going...
View ArticleApply to the Writing Staff!
Hey, YouChew! It's that time of year again. The Writing Staff is encouraging you to apply! We need a few new members, and we'd like to have some new writing talent on the staff. Like before, we're...
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Let's Talk Diversity In The Western Media
I've often asked people the question "what limits can an actor play with race?" receiving very little in response. It frustrates me because it's something that I'm genuinely curious about. As an...
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Degenerate Art: FLOMM! THE BATTLE for MODeR...
There is a line of parking meters in front of me. They’re ugly, and they are in my way. Each of them is identical, as videogame objects generally are; whorled and cross-hatched like a dollar bill, a...
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First Impressions: Bloodborne
FIRST IMPRESSIONS: BLOODBORNEA primer on what’s new and what to expect with roughly 30 hours of playtime as of March 28th.Not a comprehensive review.Written with the expectation that the reader has...
View ArticleRecommended Poops Article for March 2015
Crazy Luigi's Pick: "How to bury my memoirs inside of a mouthful of dreams (5 parts)" by LaVie CestLolWhen looking at the past two months of recommended YouTube Poops we did, one thing that stuck out...
View ArticleAn Interview with Captpan6 by Dark Fox
Dark Fox: How are you doing today, Captpan?Captpan6: I'm doing pretty well, yourself?Very good. So tell us a little bit about yourself.Well, I am a 24-year-old living in New Jersey, currently in...
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A Tale of Four Coffees
Ashlawn FarmsIt’s 1 PM, but I want some god damn coffee. My work schedule is essentially random, and by random I mean, “The hours nobody else wants to work”. Some days it’s from 6:30 AM to 3, some days...
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USN Basic Training: The Journey
For those of you who don't know, I am a former member of the US Navy. I spent the majority of the time in training, and I look back on the whole experience with a certain sense of fondness. In this...
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An Overview of Family Guy's Early Seasons
I’ll begin this editorial with a brief personal account: Way back in my youth, around 3rd or 4th grade, I discovered what would eventually become one of my favorite entertainment blocks in all of...
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USN Basic Training: My Thoughts
I have previously written on my experience in USN Boot Camp. The first article was a summary, while this one will serve as my commentary. With that out of the way, Let's begin.Facts and FictionFirst...
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A Modern Look at the Modern Life of a Wallaby
Season 1 OpeningBeing born in the ‘90s had its benefits, especially for those who mostly grew up in this era, because this was around the time when cartoons made for young audiences started to get edgy...
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Review - Crypt of the Necrodancer
Indie games, much like any other development area of videogames, have a bit of a reputation towards trends and a constant glut of similar genre games, attempting to capitalize on – or, if you're more...
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2015 YouChew E3 Awards [by The Pope]
Welcome back to this year’s YouChew E3 Awards! We're here once again for our annual tradition of celebrating greatness, laughing at mediocrity, and projectile vomiting at the abhorrent. Your votes have...
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A Viewers' Guide to CD-i Zelda Sign Language
“A Viewers’ Guide to CD-i Zelda Sign Language” Outsourcing has its downsides, believe it or not. Never mind the possibility (often certainty) that you’re exploiting foreign workers who can’t argue for...
View ArticleThe Importance Of Sources
It's been a while since I've talked about anything related to the art that unites us all, what with my writings about Glenn Miller and Hugo Chavez. If it weren't for these crazy mashups, I wouldn't be...
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007 Retrospective: From Russia With Love
In honor of the next 007 movie coming out this year (Spectre), I have decided to review several James Bond films. I will be covering one movie per actor (6 in total), which includes George Lazenby and...
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How About A F-luck?: Succeeding With Sentence M...
Sentence mixing did not come from the Youtube Poop. It has been used before, generally to create a bizarre environment in a work or serve as a means to blackmail someone via a carefully calculated...
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